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2006
Jan 2, 2006 2:48:40 GMT -5
Post by layla on Jan 2, 2006 2:48:40 GMT -5
LOL. Well done *claps*
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Jan 2, 2006 5:52:43 GMT -5
Post by tracy on Jan 2, 2006 5:52:43 GMT -5
Layla, you should hang out with my friend Nichole. She once got us kicked out of a strip club because she got in a nasty fight with one of the strippers in the bathroom over a spilled drink and a nasty look. It caused such a scene, the lot of us got kicked out, and we were chased into the street by half naked strippers trying to throw punches.
Simon Lebon would totally try to get oral sex from a Josh Hartnett lookalike as well. What a fabulous motto.
I worked on New Years. Fuckers.
I did come home to two bottles of wine and some mighty fine sexin, however. I'm going to award Gary's tongue a prize.
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Jan 2, 2006 12:20:10 GMT -5
Post by Slick on Jan 2, 2006 12:20:10 GMT -5
It was very ghetto, I think I even snapped my fingers in her face.
bahahaha. awesome.
I worked on New Years. Fuckers.
i had to work 4-12 NYE and NYD. i almost got nailed with a mandate on NYE night, but someone called in and volunteered to work.
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2006
Jan 2, 2006 17:05:20 GMT -5
Post by Tok on Jan 2, 2006 17:05:20 GMT -5
Well, honestly, What would Simon Le Bon do? A++ ;D
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Jan 2, 2006 17:08:48 GMT -5
Post by Tok on Jan 2, 2006 17:08:48 GMT -5
To date, my 2006 cannot top the Great One's. Here are my shenanigans one day in (though I am now at around 6pm Jan 2nd...its already going so fast...) NYE was well riotous, but a really kind of calm, ordered riotous. Jan 1 = worst hangover I've had in years. I was semi-paralysed, but too tored & dehydrated to really care. I regained full use of my legs around 2pm. We decided the first night of the year called for more boozing. So we attended some swish bar. The bartender had a shirt that said 'What Would Simon LeBon Do?' I was much impressed. I spotted a very pretty boy in this bar, this Josh Hartnett lookalike. Mmm. I tried to schmooze him but because he was so pretty, he was having none of it. Too busy being macked on by dozens of other skanks, although none had skirts as short as mine. Thats right girlfriend. Anyway, this guy rebuffing me got me even more hooked so I pondered the dilemma for a while (should point out I was fueled by an inapprpriate amount of tequila at the time) & then I caught a glimpse of the bartender's shirt. What Would Simon LeBon Do? Or, rather...what would Simon LeBon want ME to do? "Layla...you're not being skanky enough! Love, Simon" The most logical thing to me seemed to be to request the DJ play "Hungry Like the Wolf", then sashay over to said pretty boy & give him a semi-lap dance. Fast forward three hours & I was the proud recipient of some damn good oral sexing. Then I fell asleep & I think Josh Hartnett lookalike got mad that he wasn't getting any sex, so he went home. There was a girl there who really wanted him & she was quite miffed that my Duran Duran lap dancing got me the booty instead. On my way out she said: "You sir, are a WHORE". So I spilled my tequila sunrise down her pretty silk shirt. I didn't even pretend it was an accident. You know my resolution was to be more of an adult this year? What a roaring failure. layla, you are so hyper-feminine, it's stunning in fact, it would probably scare me away as in "Her brain is so completely different from mine that I have no clue what goes on in it. Help."
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Jan 2, 2006 20:05:49 GMT -5
Post by layla on Jan 2, 2006 20:05:49 GMT -5
I think Trace & her gal Nichole should both join my & Slick's girl violence gang. We could be like a vigilante posse, ridding the streets of Vegas of dirty strippers who look nasty. Excellent. I worked one NYE in a bar. It wasn't too bad, I kept myself liquored up all night & the DJ played all my requests. Trace & Slick: you guys better have been paid in awesome penalty rates for working NYE & Slick for working NYD/public holiday. you are so hyper-feminine, it's stunningI'm taking this as a compliment, Tok. You saucy little ho
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2006
Jan 2, 2006 21:37:36 GMT -5
Post by Adam on Jan 2, 2006 21:37:36 GMT -5
I think Trace & her gal Nichole should both join my & Slick's girl violence gang. We could be like a vigilante posse, ridding the streets of Vegas of dirty strippers who look nasty. Excellent. Oh, you mean like this:
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Jan 2, 2006 21:49:54 GMT -5
Post by layla on Jan 2, 2006 21:49:54 GMT -5
Thats right.
Whores ridding the streets of strippers. I find that awesome.
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2006
Jan 3, 2006 2:24:50 GMT -5
Post by Slick on Jan 3, 2006 2:24:50 GMT -5
Trace & Slick: you guys better have been paid in awesome penalty rates for working NYE & Slick for working NYD/public holiday.i didn't mind working 4-12 shift. i was just so stoked that i didn't get boned by being mandated 12am-8am NYE night into NYD. and i get paid double time for working holidays so it's all good we need a cool name for our gang.
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Jan 3, 2006 13:16:51 GMT -5
Post by shin on Jan 3, 2006 13:16:51 GMT -5
FYI, Nick/Rulon/Skeletor was in a bad accident last night, so far the details are that he skidded off an icy road. He's ok somehow, but his car was totalled and he lost a lot of blood. I'm going to go over and visit him now, send good vibes to him tonight.
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Jan 3, 2006 14:14:29 GMT -5
Post by Yak on Jan 3, 2006 14:14:29 GMT -5
Oh fuck, dude. Give him my best when you see him, please.
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Jan 3, 2006 16:16:18 GMT -5
Post by Tok on Jan 3, 2006 16:16:18 GMT -5
I don't know skeletor that well but all the best to him anyway!
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Jan 3, 2006 18:30:36 GMT -5
Post by Adam on Jan 3, 2006 18:30:36 GMT -5
That sucks. I hope he recovers well.
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Jan 4, 2006 0:02:45 GMT -5
Post by shin on Jan 4, 2006 0:02:45 GMT -5
Nigga's got a scar across his face, it's pretty sweet (or it will be by the time he's no longer spontaneously and profusely bleeding at random). He's lucky not wearing a seat belt didn't come back to bite him in the ass. He's also lucky he was driving alone because his passenger would have been killed.
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Jan 4, 2006 0:17:23 GMT -5
Post by Yak on Jan 4, 2006 0:17:23 GMT -5
Shit, well I'm glad he's alright. I total'd a car when I was 16 and the only thing that saved me was my seatbelt. So yeah, homeboy got lucky. Will his scar get him mad pussy when he's healthy again?
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