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Post by thorny on May 26, 2004 11:09:45 GMT -5
I take drugs! I told *Jesus* I wouldn't go to church and He *shook my hand*! Yes, I'm the purple flower of the Bermuda Triangle, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, Jesus swoons! I've sired alien jews across a corporate galaxy, I cook and *eat* my dead; YEEEEEHAW! I'm the Unshaven Thorn Tree of the Bermuda Triangle! Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the dinosaurs; I'm busting my arm-vein and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a *loaf*! Mother Nature's hands are my *ideal* playground! I'm a fission reactor, I fart plutonium, power plants are fueled by the sweat of my backbone; when they plug *me* in, the lights go out in Hell County! But YEEE HAW! let the heathen *Hindoos* bear witness! Now give me some more of...
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Post by shin on Jun 21, 2004 3:48:01 GMT -5
Happy Birthday Shin ;D for your birthday, along with the cursury Slip n Slide. I am giving you 13 wins in a row by the Red Sox. When you are ready for the streak to begin just say: Let the streak begin. This present is only good for the month of June however. Let the streak begin.
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Post by John on Jun 21, 2004 18:35:37 GMT -5
Because you have ruined these boards with this Keenu shit, I am taking back my Red Sox streak birthday present. In fact I am going to put a new curse on them. Let me think of some way that they are not cursed...
Whenever the bases are loaded they will leave them on to end the inning.
No wait they already do that.
Whenever they need one out to win a series they will choke
No wait they already do that...I'll think of something here.
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Post by thorny on Jun 21, 2004 21:04:27 GMT -5
I approve of the Keanu Kover.
He is, after all, slated to play Bob Arctor in Linklater's upcoming 5-star classic adaptation.
\m/
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Post by Res on Jun 26, 2004 8:45:36 GMT -5
today is my 20th birthday. i celebrated it last night in an appropriate style.
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Post by Yak on Jun 26, 2004 12:49:39 GMT -5
Happy Birfday Res!! Celebrate 'til you can't celebrate no more!
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Post by Res on Jun 26, 2004 15:19:37 GMT -5
im going a little nuts actually, on account of the fact that i havent slept in a few days. bring on the beer!
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Post by thorny on Jun 29, 2004 10:27:17 GMT -5
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Post by Rit on Jun 29, 2004 11:58:36 GMT -5
umm, it's not Res' birthday today.
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Post by Yak on Jun 29, 2004 14:11:33 GMT -5
What an asshole.
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Post by trace on Jul 13, 2004 21:15:34 GMT -5
It's my birthday and I don't see one goddamn present from any one of you assholes. They had better start coming in by overnite mail or I'm gonna be pissed.
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Post by paul on Jul 14, 2004 5:16:57 GMT -5
Happy Birthday Trace. Clearly the Canadian mail system has failed again. By now you should have been in receipt of the $200K cash I sent. Gifts are so impersonal.
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Post by Al on Jul 14, 2004 7:39:32 GMT -5
you have to come and get your gift
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Post by ClubberLang on Jul 14, 2004 9:29:58 GMT -5
happy birthday trace. bend over for your paddy-whacks
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Post by thorny on Jul 14, 2004 10:49:42 GMT -5
Paddywack, paddywack, give the Trace a bone. *Happy B-Day Trace*
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