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Post by shin on Oct 24, 2005 0:48:47 GMT -5
Have some random and interesting conversations here because Tracy likes to read them.
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Post by super30 on Oct 24, 2005 1:19:15 GMT -5
shin go to bed
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Post by phaet on Oct 24, 2005 5:16:59 GMT -5
So I had haji-watch on Thursday to give my subordinates a break. A couple of them kept climbing into the dumpster to dig through all the trash, and when I told them to get out they told me that American garbage can practically buy you a house in Afghanistan. I said to him, "Whatever dude, just get out of the damn trash." So he got out, and when we were walking towards the gate at the end of the day he showed me a bottle of BreakFree and asked me what it was for. I tried to explain nuts and bolts to him with hand gestures, but he thought I meant sex so he got all excited and started telling his friends he had sex lube. I just hope he doesn't actually use it on anyone.
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Post by layla on Oct 24, 2005 5:26:11 GMT -5
Oh no. LMAO.
Theres a famous surfboard wax called Sex Wax. When I was about 12 or so, not so much into the surf scene, I honestly thought it was some sort of sex wax. And I was like "those crazy surfers! Using sex wax on their boards! Crazy!"
I now own like 7 bars of Sex Wax. Life is very waxy.
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Post by phaet on Oct 24, 2005 5:33:13 GMT -5
lol. I thought the same thing until I realized it was for surfboards. I was a very confused young lad because of surfing.
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Post by layla on Oct 24, 2005 5:36:08 GMT -5
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Post by layla on Oct 24, 2005 5:37:51 GMT -5
Sometimes when I wax up my board I still think "hehe...Sex Wax!"
Are you the one from California, phaet? I know someone is from there...
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Post by phaet on Oct 24, 2005 5:47:34 GMT -5
Yes I am, but amazingly enough I don't surf. I used to skateboard until I got my driver's license on my sixteenth birthday.
Here's another funny story I got from a guy I was traveling back to the States with last month:
When his team was in Iraq in 2003 they hired a random local to be a translator. Apparently he was always bragging about how he could go into town and get anything the soldiers wanted dirt cheap within a day. So they told him to go get some Iraqi porn movies. The guy comes back a couple hours later with a copy of..... "The Lizzie Mcguire Movie".
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Post by phaet on Oct 24, 2005 5:48:06 GMT -5
I just remembered that rustedSun is from Southern California too.
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Post by Rit on Oct 24, 2005 5:53:47 GMT -5
eeep. the Lizzie McGuire movie is being used as porn?
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Post by phaet on Oct 24, 2005 6:00:36 GMT -5
At least someone's getting some kind of enjoyment out of watching it, I guess....oh dear...
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Post by layla on Oct 25, 2005 1:51:18 GMT -5
Blonde, blue-eyed chirpy American pie girls are probably still taboo in the Arabian lands. Like how sex with goats is taboo here.
Come on man, their culture frowns upon alcohol, premarital sex, prostitutes and gender equality. Lizzie McGuire is way out there.
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Post by layla on Oct 25, 2005 1:51:33 GMT -5
hey Trace! You rock.
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Post by phaet on Oct 25, 2005 2:52:09 GMT -5
Way to sneak that one in there. But I can't argue with it.
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Post by tracy on Oct 25, 2005 3:17:26 GMT -5
Hi Layla! I agree. I rock a lot.
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